Someone put a hit out on Lucas

I invaded a guy named Betwixt_Roxas and killed him (finished him off with a backstab). Then a few minutes later, I invaded a guy in Ricard cosplay and lost.

transcript: Betwixt_Roxas sends his regards, fisher - Ricard

Anonymous asked: Good Dark Souls troll YouTube channels?

Mine? :v I’ve only done a couple off-the-cuff DS2 videos, though, so all my good stuff is DS1.

DarkProjectMayhem is pretty good, specifically this video showing off Dead Again (a gimmick I will totally steal soon), or this one that trolls hosts as a white phantom.

I mentioned it the other day but Peeve had an ok video using Lifedrain Patch to knock people off ziplines.

Not really a troll video per se, but I enjoyed this “mockthrough" video very much.

If y’all have any other suggestions, send me a note, I’ll put ‘em all together in a post. 

chafing-nipples:

I went down near the merchant and waited for him so I could try to get in a backstab and he healed, so when I healed he got mad. My name has HankHill in it so he tried to say Hank Hill is better than me, and this ensued. I don’t usually like adding the gamertags but seeing as I actually am gay(pansexual), I’ve reached my limit of people calling me fag. Here’s one asshole I’m not sorry for sharing the Gamertag of.

Here’s the rest of those images from chafing-nipples that were supposed to be in this morning’s post. I guess they got ate.

(Reblogged from chafing-nipples)

SA Goon Saturnine Aberrance got this. Check out that PSN name!

The name makes it so much better.Dude must’ve been hollow, I 3 shot him with the old whip.

transcript: you suck BITCH

Hey look, a repeat customer! Also I think maybe chafing-nipples sent the wrong image in since this one doesn’t have any homophobia in it?

I went down near the merchant and waited for him so I could try to get in a backstab and he healed, so when I healed he got mad. My name has HankHill in it so he tried to say Hank Hill is better than me, and this ensued. I don’t usually like adding the gamertags but seeing as I actually am gay(pansexual), I’ve reached my limit of people calling me fag. Here’s one asshole I’m not sorry for sharing the Gamertag of.

transcript: i don’t care what u have to say

Another one from SA goon rawdog pozfail: 

I invaded this guy’s world, someone immediately invaded mine and I killed the 2nd invader. The host was waiting around the Heide’s Tower circle area (near the first bonfire) so I went down and killed him while I had 40% health. He bows and I open with my poison, win, and then he sends me “fag”. I send “im gay” and he sends this

transcript: cool so you should stop hittin peole bowing n have some respect k? comms blocked :]

cyrodiil-burns:

The hate messages are just getting weirder. I blew up two of this guy’s ganks in a row, one was a 3v1.

Yeah, that’s some pretty bizarre hatemail right there. 

transcript: You are the Definition of RAPE…..I bow down to you……

(Reblogged from cyrodiil-burns)

Anonymous asked: About the Hosh Posh Josh hate: Telling someone to "git gud" is like sending them hate mail first just to get hate mail back. I agree that Hosh Posh Josh should have tried something other than WoG (at least throw in Pursuers with it like I do), but people shouldn't go out of their way to be a douchebag and tell someone that they suck. They might as well bully random people and start random fights in real life too while they're at it. People like that are why my bio exists. -Yngwie Becker

If you can’t see the difference between a cliched and harmless “git gud” and threatening to slit someone’s throat over the internet I don’t know what to tell you. 

I’ve always treated a “git gud” and the other various Dark Souls memes like trash talk. The kind that would come up when you’re playing games on the couch with your buddies. I’m pretty sure I’ve never told anyone I was going to slit their throat. I think there’s a fine line between trash talking and hatemail, especially since you can get away with a lot more when it isn’t strangers, but outright death threats are completely not cool.

Good time to point out that although the dbag that sent that last message would probably never have the stones to do anything, it’s a good idea to report the message anyway, as MS takes that stuff very seriously. If he happens to get banned and other people never see that message again, that’s all for the better.

Christ, it’s just a game guys

After spamming WotG and still losing, Hosh Posh Josh did not like being told to “git gud”. 

transcript: im gonna find u and slit your throat 

Robert gets his first taste of DS2 hatemail:

Guy camping the ladders with soul arrows in Huntsman’s Copse, didn’t appreciate that when I get bored I get irritating.

transcript: (1) Heal more you shit cunt. I can’t heal and I din’t fish for backstabs… You should be ashamed you shit retard. (2) Spam cast ROFL! I barely used my sells. Die more? We both know that if you wasn’t being a lil bitch that I would have won. You’re a sad excuse for a Dark Souls Player.

It may not be hate, but it’s certainly fucking dumb (respect for the PSN name tho)
well im SORRY im using means that are IN THE GAME. where is this code of conduct you seem to be living by so i that i may burn it
it may not be explicit hate, but the man is clearly rumpmangled.
transcript: twop? lame mushroom ? scrubby

It may not be hate, but it’s certainly fucking dumb (respect for the PSN name tho)

well im SORRY im using means that are IN THE GAME. where is this code of conduct you seem to be living by so i that i may burn it

it may not be explicit hate, but the man is clearly rumpmangled.

transcript: twop? lame mushroom ? scrubby

As someone that spent most of a Sunday grinding chunks by killing trespassers, I agree.
I guess he’s never seen a bellbro before…? It’s all about the chunks, honor be damned.
transcript: man ive never seen such a pussy run behind creatures

As someone that spent most of a Sunday grinding chunks by killing trespassers, I agree.

I guess he’s never seen a bellbro before…? It’s all about the chunks, honor be damned.

transcript: man ive never seen such a pussy run behind creatures

th3albo asked: hello! i'm kinda new to dark souls pvp, looking forward to some hate to send!, i've been lurking in this tumbrl for about 6 months! great blog, funny stuff, now to the question, any suggestion for a low skill level, rage inducing build?

If you’re talking DS1, I’d suggest something around SL30, which will let you invade anywhere from the Depths to the Lord Soul areas. Pick a couple of weapons you like, make them lightning or fire, and go to town (a lot of people opt for only upgrading their weapons to +5 for low SL invasions, but it’s up to you). Bring Lloyd’s Talismans, dung pies, fire bombs. Try to make your host’s life a living hell before finally killing them.

If you’re talking DS2, there’s no easy way to get orbs until you’re fairly into the game, and even then grinding orbs in the BloodBro arena with a low SL build won’t be fun. Plus, it doesn’t matter anyway, since matchmaking is all done by Soul Memory instead of Soul Level. There are, in theory, more tools to aggravate your host (like corrosive urns to break their equipment), but I haven’t found them all that useful. 

If you’re just looking for hatemail in DS2, find the Bat Staff, attune Dark Fog, and insta-poison people all day long. Maybe bring Great Resolent Resonant Soul to really piss people off.

Edit: for some reason I read “resonant” as “resolent” and I have no idea why

More from ZombieSecurity: 

[This] is a guy I invaded in Sen’s Fortress with my glass cannon mage. I one-shotted the guy with a Crystal Soul Spear, and he sent the message a few minutes later. What else could I reply with but “YOU DIED”?

transcript: you fucking faggot i hate you this game already irritating as fuck.. get a life

Spazmaster is back with more ds2 hate!

transcript: (1) dont even act like u know DS ur garbage (2) u faggot ur terrible (3) what a pathetic excuse u obviously are a casual newb that hides behind npcs (4) stf chode use OP pyro while 1v2 fuckin delusional if u think u did anything special