More from Sightless, as usual.

Not much to say on this one. Invaded him at last Drangleic Castle bonfire, found him hiding in storage room, three shot him with Black Knight Greatsword, recieved hatemail.

I told him to ditch the Flavor of the Month caster setup he had going (You know the one, I don’t even need to explain it) and actually keep a melee weapon on hand so he isn’t rendered useless by Profound Still. Humorous 2nd message followed.

transcript: (1) give a guy a chance u fucking scrub (2) u dont no i have a caster cause u dont give a guy a chance 2 defent their self try the arena & quit agrovating pve players ass hole

omglolz123:

Ok so, this was when I was beginning-ish at Dark Souls 2. This guy sent these messages when I “sparred” him. When I meant sparred, I meant he quit before we even fought.
I had on the Elite Knight set, Heide Sword, and Fire Broad Sword, powerstanced. I didn’t even have a infinite stunlock build on.

This was a while ago, by the way.

Transcript: 1) not dealing with your r1 spam infinate build 2) yes it you suck 3) all you do is sit there and r1 r1 r1 r1r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 r1

r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1

transcript: not dealing with your r1 spam infinate stunlock bullshit build (2) yes it you suck (3) all you do is si there and r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1r1

(Reblogged from omglolz123)

Short and sweet, from Nameless

transcript: lagging CUNT

New submitter RuinIndependent sends us some hate and says: 

This guy, for some strange reason, got really mad when I asked how much HP he had, like no hate, just “how much HP do you have bud?” and this were his reactions: (and yes, I asked if it was modded because it took a LONG time for me to kill him).

transcript: more than yu i assume since youre complaining about it. wtf? if my hp was modded yu wouldnt have killed me

Sightless sends in more hate than I can keep up with.
This dude invaded me in Shaded woods as a Blue and proceeded to spam soul spear at me for a solid minute until I got bored and shut him up with Profound Still. One backstab later and I get both a sizable amount of souls AND hatemail. I turned down his offer for anal and I guess he didn’t like that much so I inquired if he needed me to call his mother to come give him some spare diapers. He didn’t like that either so I figured I’d offer to take him under my wing and teach him how to do more than die horribly. No luck ;__;
transcript: (1) cheap ass fuck (2) fuck you bitch (3) oh no im so hurt NOT (4) okay that great shut the fuck up now

Sightless sends in more hate than I can keep up with.

This dude invaded me in Shaded woods as a Blue and proceeded to spam soul spear at me for a solid minute until I got bored and shut him up with Profound Still. One backstab later and I get both a sizable amount of souls AND hatemail. I turned down his offer for anal and I guess he didn’t like that much so I inquired if he needed me to call his mother to come give him some spare diapers. He didn’t like that either so I figured I’d offer to take him under my wing and teach him how to do more than die horribly. No luck ;__;

transcript: (1) cheap ass fuck (2) fuck you bitch (3) oh no im so hurt NOT (4) okay that great shut the fuck up now

lunkki sent this before sending the batshit crazy pictures, but I never got around to posting it. 

My first ever hatemail! … I think.

So basically I was invading in Anor Londo when I came across a gank. After beating them I sent a message to the host saying “#gankspank” and this is what I got in return. There’s more messages but his English was so broken that you probably wouldn’t even understand it.

transcript: you have invited my world….so just a sunbro who defend my world….fgt

I love getting follow up mail from the crazy people that show up on this site, and lunkki has provided! See this post for the original craziness. Honestly, I hope we see more from this guy, he’s hilarious.

This is the aftermath regarding to the post I submitted earlier, pretty hilarious. He truly does believe that he is the savior of the Dark Souls community.

transcript: I have saved many from being hated by others in this game and have helped them. You can’t be saved. Enjoy the hate mr. tryhard can’t win without his crutches. Handicap.

Thanks Nameless

"Bellend" is a UK insult, roughly equivalent to "dickhead". Beating someone to death with the Idol’s Chime, by contrast, is insulting in any culture. The "message me talking shit" comment is in reference to my "Did you take offense to my bell?" message, as he looked like he was trying to rage-heal.

Transcript:  (1) yea ok bellend (2) let me think your cocky for 1 and you dont need to message me talking shit about your bell go message someone that gives 2 shits

Unusual post from Sightless, in that there’s only one message this time around. Usually there’s like 40.
People need to learn that stacking gowers, havels, smelter and a greatshield only works out well if you actually dodge and make use of said greatshield. On a plus side though I managed to one shot him for almost 2.9k which is a new record :D
transcript: you really gotta stop with the over powered rath of god

Unusual post from Sightless, in that there’s only one message this time around. Usually there’s like 40.

People need to learn that stacking gowers, havels, smelter and a greatshield only works out well if you actually dodge and make use of said greatshield. On a plus side though I managed to one shot him for almost 2.9k which is a new record :D

transcript: you really gotta stop with the over powered rath of god

razakianma sent in some messages he got on PC the other day. I’m sure we all totally believe that his friend got the DLC weapons “dropped” for him the day before they were available, right? 
So he invaded me prior to this and my friend killed him using the Puzzling Stone Sword a day before the DLC release because he got it dropped for him in the arena. then he invaded and killed me and sent me this. (seems like I can’t attach pictures? oh well)
transcript: your 2 friends cant always be there to protect you, especially since they got DLC weapons. like ivy’s sword. loser.

razakianma sent in some messages he got on PC the other day. I’m sure we all totally believe that his friend got the DLC weapons “dropped” for him the day before they were available, right? 

So he invaded me prior to this and my friend killed him using the Puzzling Stone Sword a day before the DLC release because he got it dropped for him in the arena. then he invaded and killed me and sent me this. (seems like I can’t attach pictures? oh well)

transcript: your 2 friends cant always be there to protect you, especially since they got DLC weapons. like ivy’s sword. loser.

This is probably the tamest hatemail I’ve ever gotten on this site. Thanks Nameless.

transcript: (1) geek (2) four eyes

Anonymous said: Sightless uses a cheat engine and save backups to get all his cracked red eye orbs for invading.

i used a cheat engine to invade your mom

More from Sightless

Continuing our trend of invading whiny folk with no idea of how the game mechanics work, I ran into this fellow at the last Drangleic Castle bonfire, hiding in the storage room with a sunbro. Both of them were using chameleon but none seemed to think a giant mirror randomly against the wall was a giveaway. Either way I walked up to the first obvious chameleon I saw and the moment I started to cast WotG I they all break cover to try and gank me. Unfortunately for them my cast got off before any of them hit and I got a nice double kill.

Shortly after I got the first message and I got sidetracked with a blue invader long enough to forget I had gotten it. After dealing with him and two more invasions I invaded this guy again, only this time he walked in just in time to see him get destroyed by the red phantom at the top of the elevator. It was then that I decided to engage him in wonderful conversation.

My responses to his messages:

  1. "Watch out for those NPCs. I hear they hack too."
  2. "I’m not sure if we’re playing the same game here if you think WotG isnt lethal 70% of the time."
  3. "Only numbers I see are the souls coming in from your death man and the only truth they’re telling is that YOU DIED."

For those wondering my rep is indeed total shit. I think it’s at 80% avoided at this point and the main complaint is that I lack HONORARU. That’ll happen when you spend most of your time in-game invading people over and over I suppose.

Oh and WotG is 100% physical damage people quit buying into the bullshit that high lightning def is going to help you.

transcript (1) nice hacks (2) dude ur rep is shit and u 1 shotted 2 ppl with WOTG and we both had 35vit its virtually impossible with the dmg from wotg to my health (3) kk man ive been invaded before and killed and I always send gg numbers dont lie plus didnt even add in my huge faith def

As you can tell, Sightless loves getting hatemail. 

Jesus christ what a trainwreck. Drangleic Castle is officially a hotspot for getting hatemail. Get there or be square nerds. On to the story behind this one.

This was possibly one of the shortest invasions I’ve had in terms of actual combat. So I invade this guy at the third DC Bonfire (best place to invade folks) and right away I can tell it’s gonna be good. Mix mash of havels and drakekeeper armor, Drakekeeper greatshield and giant warrior club. And all he’s doing is keeping his shield up to me and backing away so I can’t guard break.

For those unaware when this kind of situation occurs it’s best to keep close to your target and hope they try to roll away or go for an attack. Either one will allow you a backstab if you know what you’re doing. In this guy’s case he just kept backing up for three minutes, making no move to attack. When he finally did I rolled behind him and backstabbed for a one shot. The messages came shortly afterward. I’ll do my best to recreate my responses.

  1. 'You hit me once if that's what you're talking about.'
  2. 'I wasn't aware that standing in front of you was fishing.'
  3. 'I was basically making out with your shield mate. If you don't wanna get backstabbed don't leave yourself so open by turtling.'
  4. 'Go whine about how DISHONORABRU I am to someone who cares please and thank you.'
  5. 'Dark Souls PvP only requires that someone die. I happen to be very good at making sure it isn't me.'
  6. 'Welcome to Dark Souls. Nobody gets what they want.'

transcript (1) did you catch anything? (2) no you were fishing for a backstab, was wondering if you brought any nice tuna home (3) you were circling me over and over (4) I’m a goddamn tank, the lag in the game is so bad that you cant rely on dodging against your kind of character, thus i use a shield. plus an effective tactic doesnt stop it from being cheap (5) no, dark souls pvp does not require you to rely on cheap tactics (6) n you could at least ATTEMPT not use such tactic right off the bat

thanks Christopher

To be fair, this person said he had lag issues after my “Learn to dodge” response, but sending hate mail in the first place is just stupid. On another note, I also made sure to do a “Well! What is it!” after one-shotting this helpless person with Black Flame. 

transcript: (1) spam a lot noob  (re) YOU DIED  (2) caus u spam fire cumbution  (re) Learn to dodge.