What do you have to do to get called a troll AND a scumbag? Not much:

I wasn’t even a dick to this guy.  I invaded him in the right before the Ivory King, he hid out around a corner and tried to ambush me. He played alright, healed once, then jumped off that big stair case leading to the bonfire.

transcript: fuckoff troll, scumbag
 

Early morning hate so I can go back to playing video games all day

Back again! I started a new character to do a challenge run and I get invaded by this lovely player, when im at the bottom of the stairwell to Taurus Demon. Normally Id stay and fight, but I was too close to the boss fog and I really didnt feel like hunting him down so I just enter the boss fog. Since im currently on mobile and its tedious to submit as is, I’ll type out the rest of the ‘conversation’.

Me: Lmao, its not my fault you were too slow to get to the boss fog.

Him: i accidentally fucked your dad

Me: Ty for the mail, Im sure darksoulshaters.tumblr.com will love to see this <3

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transcript: pussy bitch, fight me

zenirith said: Are you running out of hatemail? You don't seem to be posting too much lately, and I'd hate to see this blog die

No, but I can always use more hatemail! Send it in if ya got it. 

A few weeks ago I went from two posts a day to one, and then this week I haven’t had time to sit down and fill up the queue, so the posting schedule has been a little….inconsistent. I’ll have time tomorrow to queue up everything, assuming I don’t get sucked back into Shadow of Mordor again. 

Submissions are definitely slowing down, but I’ve probably got enough of a backlog to carry on for a few more months. If I run out of submissions I’ll probably start playing Dark Souls again to get more material for the blog. :v

Look who&#8217;s back!
Low level Belltower invasions are fun.
I invaded this fine gentleman twice.
Also I was fiddling around with my Steam name.
transcript: FUCK YOU Stop invading me lol (re) I don&#8217;t choose who to invade, the game takes me where I am needed

Look who’s back!

Low level Belltower invasions are fun.

I invaded this fine gentleman twice.

Also I was fiddling around with my Steam name.

transcript: FUCK YOU Stop invading me lol (re) I don’t choose who to invade, the game takes me where I am needed

Is this hate or a compliment?
transcript: You facestabbed me with claws 3 times in a row

Is this hate or a compliment?

transcript: You facestabbed me with claws 3 times in a row

darksoulsii:

Clearly, I’ve been a very efficient Blue Sentinel invader this week.

excellent, great, good

(Reblogged from darksoulsii)

ahahhah

(almost forgot a post today, sorry about that)

Maisur is back with DS1 PC hate

And by backsteps, he means hornet backstabs.

transcript: WOW u are so pro…oh wait backsteps are for a p.ussy ‘s and no skiller

More from BCRock and his co-op playthrough. 
transcript: Do you need your boyfriend right next to you all the time, or can you do things without him? (2) Pull your boyfriend out of your ass.

More from BCRock and his co-op playthrough. 

transcript: Do you need your boyfriend right next to you all the time, or can you do things without him? (2) Pull your boyfriend out of your ass.

More foreign hate from ME Johnny

transcript: man your really an idiot cretin more you dug up your gp for lenculer 

Christopher is back at it again!
transcript: wow Force and tracer haha you SUCK

Christopher is back at it again!

transcript: wow Force and tracer haha you SUCK

I&#8217;m with BSRock, I have no idea what this dude is all about
Not sure wtf this guy is on about. I fought him in the BoB arena with my male pyromancer guy while wearing the see-through auros armor, so he&#8217;s talking about my outfit or something?
transcript: (1) 2/10 plae have a better top. i need more to the imagination. young peeper out. (2) maybe find a better agency. modls ned difrent cloths to have their &#8216;look&#8217; youll find your someday hun.

I’m with BSRock, I have no idea what this dude is all about

Not sure wtf this guy is on about. I fought him in the BoB arena with my male pyromancer guy while wearing the see-through auros armor, so he’s talking about my outfit or something?

transcript: (1) 2/10 plae have a better top. i need more to the imagination. young peeper out. (2) maybe find a better agency. modls ned difrent cloths to have their ‘look’ youll find your someday hun.

I was gone for a few days, but thank you literally everyone for pointing out that this post was actually an internet meme. You can literally stop now. 

(ps i already knew it was and just thought it was funny, i think it’s the second or third time a variation of that has shown up here)

crustyyyy said: YOUR BLOG IS EVERYTHING I'VE WANTED> I LOVE DARK SOULS HATE MAIL.

Woah! Such language! (thanks ME Johnny)

transcript: Go watch your Epicnamebro walkthroughs, you sloppy Dark Magic scoundrel!