From Sightless!
From his profile he’s French Canadian which might explain the broken english. Regardless, invaded him and he kept rolling around like a dog that’s just found a dead possum (for those who’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing this it’s messy and smells horrible.) so I waited for him to exhaust his stamina on a final roll and backstabbed him as he came out of it.
Tried to warn him about it but apparently I am wrong, poor and should just reset my router.
transcript: (1) lag more and u die broke ass (2) u dont cant cause u lag reset rooter poor

From Sightless!

From his profile he’s French Canadian which might explain the broken english. Regardless, invaded him and he kept rolling around like a dog that’s just found a dead possum (for those who’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing this it’s messy and smells horrible.) so I waited for him to exhaust his stamina on a final roll and backstabbed him as he came out of it.

Tried to warn him about it but apparently I am wrong, poor and should just reset my router.

transcript: (1) lag more and u die broke ass (2) u dont cant cause u lag reset rooter poor

The aptly named madpoopgobbler is back!
This sore loser blames the lag.
Here’s the fight
I replied with the obligatory “YOU DIED” but he deleted it.
transcript: lag stabber scrub seal aquired

The aptly named madpoopgobbler is back!

This sore loser blames the lag.

Here’s the fight

I replied with the obligatory “YOU DIED” but he deleted it.

transcript: lag stabber scrub seal aquired

Our good friend and frequent contributor Nameless has switched platforms on us.

Say hello to my first PS3 hate. Rusty at PvP and irritated at my near-death to a predictable greatsword user, I chugged three Estus, let my foe heal and then knocked seven bells (and this hatemail) out of the legendary abysswalker.

Transcript: “git gud healing” “jajajaja healing bitch”

New follower/submitter powwhale sends in some DS1 PC hate, and says:

Yes I am.

transcript: you are literally cancer go fuck yourself cunt

Anonymous said: Will you post what I sent you? Please :3

How….how would I know which one you sent in, anon?!?!

More from Nameless!

transcript (1) GET REKT (2) your clearly a tryhard too (3) dark weapon m8 im not wasting souls on scrubs (4) oh an dmocking during a fight is pathetic

Happy DLC day everyone! 

Never pause for lunch in Dark Souls
I don’t know what ‘carry’ is but this guy should really learn not to idle at any bonfire that isn’t Majula, especially not at Drangleic castle.
transcript: (1) why (2) lol i been play ds more then you and i was eating carry

Never pause for lunch in Dark Souls

I don’t know what ‘carry’ is but this guy should really learn not to idle at any bonfire that isn’t Majula, especially not at Drangleic castle.

transcript: (1) why (2) lol i been play ds more then you and i was eating carry

Magic hate makes the world go round. Thanks iamdemetrio

The use of Magic makes me a cheater? Who would have thought? I’m glad Dork Sauce has such a mature and understanding community of 8 year olds.

transcript (1) cheater (2) because u have to use magic 2 u suck

Anonymous said: Would a bunch of tumblr social justice warriors getting pissy at a Dark Souls blog count as hatemail? Because I think theblighttownbeacon takes the cake if that's the case.

Shitty Dark Souls blog says shitty thing and shitty people send shitty messages

news at eleven etc etc

cuppabro said: For some reason I find it hilarious when people send hatemail that blames the attacker for lag/"abusing" lag, because clearly that's how internet connections work. It should be at least more than a bit obvious when someone's using a lag switch, and when someone isn't.

Considering that Dark Souls netcode is basically two cups and a length of string, it’s not surprising that people get mad about it. 

hidden-anarchy said: Why have I not been following you o_O

Why doesn’t everyone follow me?!

Gotta love the hatemail Sightless pulls outta DS2.

B-but if I do co-op who will give DSH-kun his hatemail? (´;д;`)

I think I’ll keep invading in Drangleic Castle. A+ hatemail

transcript: just incase you were wondering there is coop in this gmae, lag backstabbing coward.

Sightless is making friends all over the place. 
I really don’t get how people can’t dodge my Zweihander. Anyway, this blue sentinel invaded me while I was invading in Aldia’s and he was rocking a full King Jeremiah cosplay (points to him for dedication.). He managed to land a single hit on me during the whole exchange despite spamming pyromancies like it a Micheal Bay movie and I had to run him down and WoG him when he tried to go heal. He didn’t take it too well.
My responses were as such:
'YOU DIED'
Isn’t the casul supposed to be the one who gets squashed like a bug, not the winner who comes out with 95% of their life instact?
Sounds legit.
After the third message we ended up talking more in an oddly friendly manner and he turned out to be an alright guy. STILL DOESNT STOP ME FROM POSTING HIS HATEMAIL THO (・∀・)
transcript: (1) gg scrub (2) haha gutenwogn, casul so casul (3) no it isnt but you are

Sightless is making friends all over the place. 

I really don’t get how people can’t dodge my Zweihander. Anyway, this blue sentinel invaded me while I was invading in Aldia’s and he was rocking a full King Jeremiah cosplay (points to him for dedication.). He managed to land a single hit on me during the whole exchange despite spamming pyromancies like it a Micheal Bay movie and I had to run him down and WoG him when he tried to go heal. He didn’t take it too well.

My responses were as such:

  1. 'YOU DIED'
  2. Isn’t the casul supposed to be the one who gets squashed like a bug, not the winner who comes out with 95% of their life instact?
  3. Sounds legit.

After the third message we ended up talking more in an oddly friendly manner and he turned out to be an alright guy. STILL DOESNT STOP ME FROM POSTING HIS HATEMAIL THO (・∀・)

transcript: (1) gg scrub (2) haha gutenwogn, casul so casul (3) no it isnt but you are

Anonymous said: Lol what do you do to piss so many people off?

I just live my life, man, that’s all