Nameless is back with more short and sweet PS3 hate.

transcript: noob

Zenirith was hosting a fightclub, and apparently Jagger here didn’t like his opponents.

transcript: (1) Stop summoning people that are OP (2) shadow armor, katana and dark pine resin. Complete fucking turnoff of a fightclub.

From Sightless, we receive multiple messages including both racism and homophobia. Gross.

Where do I even begin…

Invaded this guy in Shaded Woods and he was rocking a greatsword with smelter armor and hexer hood. From what little actual fighting he did he wasn’t very good with the sword and he was even worse with his hexes. After I returned to my world victorious I get the first message and respond with the customary ‘YOU DIED’ with a little ‘#rekt’ thrown in for good measure. Cue second message followed directly after by the third before I can respond (I’d like to point out that my build is a SL 150 Lion Warrior cosplay. Hardly the stuff of Cheesing). I laugh it off and resume invading, figuring three will do me for a submission.

Nahr Alma clearly had other plans though as not two invasions later I was back in this guy’s world. He makes a break for the upper rockway above the Shaded Woods bonfire after I stunlock him with my greataxe and I finished him with a smack from my shield. Cue fourth message followed (again before I can respond) by the fifth. I messaged him back asking if he was trying to conceal some romantic feelings for me under his caustic attitude with how much he was messaging me but sadly I was in no such luck and he shot me down with his sixth message. For his trouble I gave him one last ‘YOU DIED’ and went back to enjoying my day.

transcript: (1) nigger garbage…(2) …coming from a recreational 4500ish gamerscore. If I had a garbage build I could have cheesed my way to victory too. (3) “rekt”? Kill yourself pleb (4) you play and talk like a fag and no one likes you. Remove yourself from the gene pool. (5) huehue! rekt! oooooh! Queer (6) I think of you as a psuedo intellectual hipster nigger GARBAGE that flat out sucks at this game. Cute gamerscore btw. (7) *yawn*

Nope! Not typing all this out. But still, thanks MadPoopGobbler.

I invaded “Jammychop” in the Dragon Shrine. He initiated the fight with a Soul Spear out of Chameleon. I figured if he was willing to try cheap nonsense so would I and proceeded to do my best to fish a Shadow Dagger backstab out of him. When I was done I had a nice new friend request waiting for me.

transcript: NOPE

Anonymous said: Do you think the "I want summons but not invaders" play type is wrong? I hate all invaders but I love a good PvP match. I'm not even a sore loser, I rarely die to them. They just piss me off, like mosquitoes. Im more of co-op guy all around.

I’ve always liked the invasion mechanic and think it’s a good trade off for being able to summon a human player. I’m not overly fond of the mechanical changes in Dark Souls 2, but I still like invasions in general. 

Christopher still racking up hate on his SL1 invader

transcript: (1) Aaaaaaand another pussy twink. I love how you people think you’re the most amazing pvpers with 1 shot mechanics xD Hopefully you find a life soon bud.  (re) A) I’m not doing this to display skill. I’m merely trying to grief.  B) I have a life. I am a 21 year old union apprentice carpenter, so nice try.  (2) So impressive. No really. I just will never understand how people who “Have a life” run through this game at such a low level just to be a cunt. I mean I get it pvp is fun but 1shotting new players just because you’re a cunt? Lol  (re) Yes I am doing this to be a dick, hence the Souls community nickname “Dickwraith.” Now grow up and learn that it’s just a game and you shouldn’t be this upset over it.  (3) I’m not upset exactly. Just aggravated because of no life fucks like you. Yes dickwraiths are a pain but normally since its so far into the game its meant for higher leveled pvp not cunt fucks going into a new zone just to fuck with people. So goodbyecunt  (re) “I’m not upset” and then you call me a “no life fuck” and a cunt. You sure seem upset to me.

iamdemetrio said: How good is the Curved Dragon Greatsword for hatemail? I think those insta-kill backstabs and guard breaks may be worth giving it a shot.

I haven’t messed with it, but one shot backstabs got me a lot of hate in DS1 and the early days of DS2. 

Anyone have any opinions on it?

darksoulshaters said: you i heard you wanted to start some shit with popular dark souls blogs lets fight

chosen-undead:

Apparently The #1 place for Dark Souls Hatemail wants to fight me because some anon said something that I don’t care about.

transcript: you i heard you wanted to start some shit with popular dark souls blogs lets fight

So you don’t want to fight? 

:(

(Reblogged from chosen-undead)

flames-of-the-darkwraith:

{ Whoops. Apparently he didn’t like my response to his bow. A poisoned dagger is generally how I say hello, though. }

HEH

transcript: You fucking bow you piece of shit

(Reblogged from flames-of-the-darkwraith)

From new submitter Undeadnomad, who says: 

Talented speller and member of the Dark Souls community SIOsHiE JaYmE is backstabbed after he heals facing away from his opponent, but takes this mistake in his stride. Well done, JaYmE. 

transcript: ogoing for back stabs all the time, you pussy

Even when Sightless doesn’t kill the host, he still manages to get hatemail.
Invaded at Shaded woods and he was decked out in full Faraam armor and spamming soul spear. Eventually he ran off to all the mobs and kept running around them for no reason I could find. Eventually the giant basilisk petrified him and I shot him a message asking what his plan there had been since I was genuinely curious about his actions. He didn’t have to be so mean in his response ; _ ;
transcript: go fuck yourself - good enough of a plan?

Even when Sightless doesn’t kill the host, he still manages to get hatemail.

Invaded at Shaded woods and he was decked out in full Faraam armor and spamming soul spear. Eventually he ran off to all the mobs and kept running around them for no reason I could find. Eventually the giant basilisk petrified him and I shot him a message asking what his plan there had been since I was genuinely curious about his actions. He didn’t have to be so mean in his response ; _ ;

transcript: go fuck yourself - good enough of a plan?

From madpoopgobbler, who is going to have to start copying/pasting these messages so I don’t have to type them out. 

I was hanging out in the Belltower with my Vanquisher’s Seal Splendid Naked Officer and get a friend request and this subsequent conversation.This isn’t hate mail so much as it is weird mail. 

Also James is not my real name.

transcript: (Yes?) DS2 (Yes) Bellkeeeper. You. (Naked, punching, fire) Nude. Yes. (Yes) You good player. Very good. (Not really) Use Shadow armor. Very good. Armor. (I like nude) My name is Ivan. I from Russia. I like drink vodka and dabce with my Milhail bear. Sorry dance. (My name is James, I’m from austraila, I drink shitty whisky and ride a kangaroo to work) Wow. Putin is very good. (Ok. Our Prime Minister is a cunt. Well Ivan, enjoy TF2.) Sometimes Pitin exsplousive Boing 777 but it is lie (Ok. I’m going to get some food now. You have fun Ivan) Sometimesi watch to my lenin portret

Christopher is holding it down in Demon’s Souls as the Old Monk. Apparently he made this dude so mad the first time he invaded (Scraping Spear ftw) that the second time it happened the guy asked him to leave. 

transcript: The way I see it, you have two options. Leave or wait in the boss room forever. I honestly don’t feel like laying tug of war again. 

I used to love crashing fight clubs in Dark Souls 1, but then again I’m an unrepentant asshole when it comes to Dark Souls in general.
So this guy comes up and backstabs me while I’m hosting a fight club on the bridge, I heal, then kick his ass down to nearly no health, he decides he’d rather die to the lava and jumps off. He left this on my steam profile afterwards.
transcript: Haha Noob, using Estus

I used to love crashing fight clubs in Dark Souls 1, but then again I’m an unrepentant asshole when it comes to Dark Souls in general.

So this guy comes up and backstabs me while I’m hosting a fight club on the bridge, I heal, then kick his ass down to nearly no health, he decides he’d rather die to the lava and jumps off. He left this on my steam profile afterwards.

transcript: Haha Noob, using Estus

I’m learning all sorts of new acronyms this week. Thanks Sightless.
He toggled a lag switch halfway through our fight and I ended it with WoG. Had to look it up but apparently I am the ‘Worst Player Ever’ by his account.
transcript: wpe

I’m learning all sorts of new acronyms this week. Thanks Sightless.

He toggled a lag switch halfway through our fight and I ended it with WoG. Had to look it up but apparently I am the ‘Worst Player Ever’ by his account.

transcript: wpe