that overused meme tho (thx Sightless)
Considering his profile said he was from Kentucky which is a state over from me I highly doubt that. Could have been talking about the backstab I got on him when he was busy fat rolling away from me sixteen times in a row.
transcript: that lag though

that overused meme tho (thx Sightless)

Considering his profile said he was from Kentucky which is a state over from me I highly doubt that. Could have been talking about the backstab I got on him when he was busy fat rolling away from me sixteen times in a row.

transcript: that lag though

cuppabro is back with more hate from the PC version
transcript: :( backstabs are for punks

cuppabro is back with more hate from the PC version

transcript: :( backstabs are for punks

Stumbled across this video the other day, and thought I’d share. I can’t really understand the end of the message, can you?

transcript: wow you’re a laggy piece of shit, you know you weren’t gonna win, cause you picked up your item..you didn’t wait for it to disappear, you knew you weren’t gonna win and you lagged back up there, [unknown]

Christopher loves using magic to kill people in Dark Souls 1. I don’t blame him. 
I summoned him via Red Summon Sign and then cast Tranquil Walk of Peace during his spawn. After I cast Tranquil Walk of Peace, I then dead-angled Wrath of the Gods and killed him; I also did the “Well! What is it!” gesture each time I killed him with this method. Just so you know, I did this to him TWICE!
 transcript: duel me fgt

Christopher loves using magic to kill people in Dark Souls 1. I don’t blame him. 

I summoned him via Red Summon Sign and then cast Tranquil Walk of Peace during his spawn. After I cast Tranquil Walk of Peace, I then dead-angled Wrath of the Gods and killed him; I also did the “Well! What is it!” gesture each time I killed him with this method. Just so you know, I did this to him TWICE!

 transcript: duel me fgt

doctorforhire made someone so mad they spammed his chat for a REALLY long time. I don’t think we need a transcript for this one, eh folks? Be sure to check out the passive aggressive opening statements if nothing else.

Nameless gets called a hacker, because….

Bridge buff-katana mashes repeatedly into a poised-up great hammer and dies. Therefore, hax. 

I asked him to elaborate, but got nothing.

transcript: hacker

I love that MadPoopGobbler links his invasions as well. Everyone go watch!
Here’s the invasion
I was feeling so uncoordinated I couldn’t type “YOU DIED” properly, so I just decided to roll with it and add more gibberish.
Unfortunately I couldn’t bait anything else out of this one. 
Transcript:
Mazizleplix: NIGGER!!!!
Mad Poop Gobbler: YOU DIEADMad Poop Gobbler: DEIEESOJFAFEDMad Poop Gobbler: So deadMad Poop Gobbler: Also I am not what you called me. That is factually incorrectMad Poop Gobbler: And a bit rude really. I mean, there’s no need to be going with all this racist nonsense.

I love that MadPoopGobbler links his invasions as well. Everyone go watch!

Here’s the invasion

I was feeling so uncoordinated I couldn’t type “YOU DIED” properly, so I just decided to roll with it and add more gibberish.

Unfortunately I couldn’t bait anything else out of this one. 

Transcript:

Mazizleplix: NIGGER!!!!

Mad Poop Gobbler: YOU DIEAD
Mad Poop Gobbler: DEIEESOJFAFED
Mad Poop Gobbler: So dead
Mad Poop Gobbler: Also I am not what you called me. That is factually incorrect
Mad Poop Gobbler: And a bit rude really. I mean, there’s no need to be going with all this racist nonsense.

Sightless’ rep isn’t that great these days.
Not hatemail but I found this funny. This is the kind of question I keep getting now that my quest for hatemail for this blog has dropped my visible Rep down to .1/2 a Star. Wear it like a badge of honor folks
transcript: jesus why is ur rep so low

Sightless’ rep isn’t that great these days.

Not hatemail but I found this funny. This is the kind of question I keep getting now that my quest for hatemail for this blog has dropped my visible Rep down to .1/2 a Star. Wear it like a badge of honor folks

transcript: jesus why is ur rep so low

Thanks Chakron, you’re a pal
transcript: were you trying to fuck me over are you just dumb? you healed him the entire time

Thanks Chakron, you’re a pal

transcript: were you trying to fuck me over are you just dumb? you healed him the entire time

zenirith said: Favorite Soul series character?

image

Thou art welcome anytime.
It is only human to commit a sin…
Heh heh heh heh…

chipslight said: Do you know a good way to reach 15M Soul Memory ? Apart from cheating.

Play through the game normally? The best place to farm souls for me was always Giant Lord. You can get an ascetic in the memory, so you can do it infinite times. Once you get the timing down it isn’t hard. 

Anonymous said: I would murder somebody if you could promise me non-cracked red and blue invasion orbs in return.

woah

iamdemetrio said: So I had a thought whilst sick with fever: What if, when you use a red/blue eye orb for invasion, and you fail to connect to anyone within a certain time limit, it sends you to the world of a randomly generated NPC? Chances of phantom(s) lingering range from 40-20% and if you break their equipment, or kill them with no damage dealt to you, you're left an orange sign with a hateful message. :D

I would rather them take all that effort to build a truly reliable matchmaking system

How does Sightless inspire these idiots to pull the plug so often?! 

EDIT: Extra early morning hate today because I’m too stupid to press QUEUE instead of POST. Enjoy!

Invaded as a Bellbro at Luna and this dude’s phantoms were waiting to backstab me. Turned the tables and chain backstabbed both of them before turning my gaze on the host. Threw out a decapitate to rustle his jimmies and he runs all the way downstairs to the midget corpse pile and pulls the plug. Didn’t even make an effort to toss a miracle my way. Next thing I know he sends me the first two messages in quick succession. The following ten minutes or so were an interesting look into what kind of thought process goes on for these kinds of people.

My responses for those who give a rats behind:

  1. ——
  2. Big words for someone who quit to dashboard once their gank failed
  3. You were really THAT scared? smh
  4. Is that what you told your buddies after they died and you ran?
  5. If that’s what they call it these days then sure.
  6. Your concern is appreciated but I’m afraid I’m full up on chunks thanks to evicting people like you from the belfry.

transcript: (1) you did not kill me (2) you were too dumb (3) Incorrect I started a party (4) no, I broke the connection because I did not want to give someone who finds joy in killing others the satisfaction (5) tactical retreat (6) aww are you butthurt that you didn’t get a titanite chunk to upgrade your bay knife (7) ok good for you

Someone didn’t like Zenirith hiding at the top bonfire in Sunken City

transcript: (1) really lol? (2) put ur life ring on stop being a bitch (3) offline mode woud suit ur vagina better (4) well im gonna go smoke have fun brushing ur pussy